"Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff vs The Mohawk Kid

DESCRIPTION FROM YOUTUBE: "Paul "Mr Wonderful" Orndorff Vs The Mohawk Kid"

COMMENT FROM YOURS TRULY: Minutes of thought (at most) went into the creation of the Mohawk Kid. It took less time than that to destroy it.

British Bulldogs vs Les Thornton & Jack Foley

DESCRIPTION FROM YOUTUBE: "Poor Mick couldn't eat solid food for several days after this match. This could be his first televised match as well"

COMMENT FROM YOURS TRULY: "Mick" being Mick Foley. And as we know from his home movies he was GCW from the get-go.

Ken Patera vs "Judo" Joe Black

DESCRIPTION FROM YOUTUBE: "This guy is so bad, it's funny!"

COMMENT FROM YOURS TRULY: Judo Joe judiciously jogged on by juiced-up juggernaut. Also, note the fact that his sole expression of "I am in pain" is to briefly clasp his forehead, as though he's trying to solve a reasonably-difficult maths problem.

Ultimate Warrior vs Frenchy Martin

DESCRIPTION FROM YOUTUBE: "New York City, NY - Madison Square Garden - November 24, 1987 The Ultimate Warrior (Warrior's MSG debut) vs Frenchy Martin (sub. for Bob Orton Jr.)"

COMMENT FROM YOURS TURLY: Ultimate Warrior slams Frenchy Martin, wrestler, onto his shoulder, separating it and hence making us all have to endure Frenchy Martin, manager.

Nick Bockwinkel commentating on the Ultimate Warrior:

"Well, I would say he's a bit overdone, looks like Mr Hormel went a bit crazy stuffing his sausage - when he put this guy together - and didn't know when to stop."

Erik Watts' dropkick

At 3:58 you will see a vision from the almighty.

"Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff vs "Nasty" Ned Brady

DESCRIPTION FROM YOUTUBE: "Main Event 6/10/1990- Paul Orndorff vs Ned Brady"

COMMENT FROM YOURS TRULY: Nasty Ned kindly stopped off at the wrestling arena, on his way to a usual night of collecting debts and making sexist remarks at the local pool hall, to be pildriven into next week by Paul Orndorff. Nasty Ned also does the "turkey sell" at 0:38.

Demolition vs Sandy Beach & "Iron" Mike Sharpe

DESCRIPTION FROM YOUTUBE: "Early Demolition Match. Sandy Beach and Mike Sharpe reduced to jobbers getting destroyed by Ax & Smash."

COMMENT FROM YOURS TRULY: I think I saw this match every week during my younger days.