The Equalizer vs The Shockmaster

Two of the worst, in the same match. Only in WCW.

And the Shockmaster's music has to be the least exciting theme ever.

Peter Maivia vs Sylvano Sousa's haircut

COMMENT FROM YOUTUBE: "NO CONEST"

I mean, just look at it.




And the moment when he's announced, I don't think there's ever been a less enthusiastic recognition of one's own self, especially in the context of sports or show business.

The 1992 Royal Rumble - Live vs Edited

COMMENT FROM YOUTUBE: "Watch the finish of the 1992 Royal Rumble. First, watch it live, then watch how Vince McMahon WANTED you to feel about the finish.

The cheers for Hulk Hogan being eliminated suddenly turn to boos."

MY THOUGHTS: This is pretty amusing. I had the VHS tape which was not "sweetened" in any way. Probably because it was released after Hulk had left the WWF following Wrestlemania VIII.

Where Bobo Brazil buys chitlins

Let's just say Bob Luce and Bobo Brazil bring contrasting energies to this promotional spot.

Mr Perfect vs Scott Colton

WWF TV, 1989. An absolutely perfect squash match.

Ken Patera vs Mark Land

From AWA All-Star Wrestling, 1982.

1. "Mark Land. Land."
2. Ron Trongard doing the ring announcing
3. Rodger Kent's soused play-by-play
4. "He's got to have mat burns.....INSTANTANEOUS BLISTERS."
5. "The side breaker!"

The Islanders vs S.D. Jones & Scott Casey

Special Delivery Jones' shirt. That is all.